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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Funny College Joke
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During dinner He tells them: 'I needed three importantpeople to send my message out to all the people: Tomorrow I will destroythe Earth. 'Yeltsin immediately calls together his cabinet and announces: 'I have tworeally bad news items. God really exists, and tomorrow he will destroy theearth. 'Clinton calls an emergency meeting of congress and announces: 'I have goodnews and bad news. The good news is God really does exist; the bad news istomorrow he's destroying the Earth. 'Gates goes back to Microsoft and tells his employees: 'I have two pieces ofgreat news. First, I am one of the three most important people on earth, and second, I think I've got the Y2K problem fixed. '
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Dirty Joke
Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow job.
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Animal Joke
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?
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Yo Mama Joke
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
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Joke of the Day
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf for the first time, while in another country. He's totally enamoured with the golf ball because he's never seen anything like it before so he carries like, 30 of them back home to give away as souveniers. While passing through the customs on his way back, the customs officer who's perhaps a bigger idiot than this guy, notices his pockets bulging with all these golf balls and can't figure it out. So he asks our man, 'What the hell is all this?!'To which he replies, 'Oh they're just golf balls. 'So the customs officer goes, 'Oh oh! You mean like tennis elbow?'
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Children Joke
Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall.
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Strange Humor
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you'll make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
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