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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Christmas Joke - 1
ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.
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Travel and tourist Joke
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin. 'Do you always carry such heavy luggage?' she sighed. 'No more, ' the man said. 'Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!'
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Children Joke
Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
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Romance Joke
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor wasteaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, 'Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, itwouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with yourpartner!'The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. 'Yes, ' replied the teacher. 'Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?'Sent by Katie-Anne
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Bumper Stickers - 4
If life's an idiot then you must the god.
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Horse Joke
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
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Website Joke
Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard? www. oody www. oodpecker.
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Priceless Joke
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!The CEO, walks up the guy and asks - 'and how much money do you make a week?'Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, 'I make $200. 00 a week. Why?'The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams - 'here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!'Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks - 'does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?'With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters - 'Pizza delivery guy'.
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