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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of clean knock knock jokes and other funny jokes |
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who ?
Olive you with all me heart!
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Joke for Speeches
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS!But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE? NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS. . . I'm sorry. . . what did you ask me?
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Bumper Stickers - 1
She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
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Stupid Blonde Joke
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
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Aviation Joke
An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot over the intercom said that the entire luggage needed to be thrown overboard if they were to survive. After all the luggage was thrown the plane was still going down so they asked for volunteers. A man from Paris went to the door and said, 'Viva la France. ' Next a preacher went to the door and said, 'Lord forgive me for what I must do. ' Finally a rich Texas cattle rancher said, 'Well guess I got to do my part, ' and he grabbed two Mexicans and tossed them out and yelled, 'Remember the Alamo!.
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Bumper Stickers - 2
A Mouse Is An Elephant Built By The Japanese
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Travel and tourist Joke
Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you'll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M.
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Cat Joke
Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
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