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Kids Joke
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet, having each child think up a word that starts with a letter. They getto 'W', and the teacher figures Little Johnny can't think up anythingdirty with a 'W' so she calls on him. 'Womb!', Little Johnny says. 'That's a good word, Johnny', teacher says. 'Is that as in where babiescome from?' she asks. 'No', says Johnny, 'That's the sound elephants make when they'rescrewing. . . you know, 'Womb! Womb! Womb!'
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Dirty Joke
This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got, so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that he ran up stairs and stood infront of the mirror and said i wish my dick could touch the floor and his legs fell off !
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Fishing Joke
Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but 'It got away'
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Redneck Joke
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
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Forget about World Peace. . . . . Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !
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Kids Puns
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area. . . The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. * Women's rest room, Murphy's, Champaign, Ill. If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here - Your asshole is in Washington!* Men's rest room, Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Wash. Beauty is only a light switch away. * Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, N. C. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives. * Armand's Pizza, Washington, D. C. Remember, it's not 'How high are you?', it's 'Hi, how are you?'* Rest stop off Route '81
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At Work Joke
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought, 'I'm another year older, ' but decided to make the best of it. So I showered andshaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast my wife would greet me with a bigkiss and say, 'Happy birthday, dear. ' All smiles, I went in to breakfast, andthere sat my wife, reading her newspaper, as usual. She didn't say one word. SoI got myself a cup of coffee, made some toast and thought to myself, 'Oh well, she forgot. The kids will be down in a few minutes, smiling and happy, and theywill sing 'Happy Birthday' and have a nice gift for me. ' There I sat, enjoyingmy coffee, and I waited. Finally, the kids came running into the kitchen, yelling, 'Give me a slice of toast! I'm late! Where is my coat? I'm going tomiss the bus!' Feeling more depressed than ever, I left for the office. When I walked into the office, my secretary greeted me with a great big smileand a cheerful 'Happy birthday, boss. ' She then asked if she could get me somecoffee. Her remembering my birthday made me feel a whole lot better. Later in the morning, my secretary knocked on my office door and said, 'Sinceit's your birthday, why don't we have lunch together?' Thinking it would makeme feel better, I said, 'That's a good idea. ' So we locked up the office, andsince it was my birthday, I said, 'Why don't we drive out of town and havelunch in the country instead of going to the usual place?' So we drove out oftown and went to a little out-of-the-way inn and had a couple of martinis and anice lunch. We started driving back to town, when my secretary said, 'Why don'twe go to my place, and I will fix you another martini. ' It sounded like a goodidea, since we didn't have much to do in the office. So we went to herapartment, and she fixed us some martinis. After a while, she said, 'If youwill excuse me, I think I will slip into something more comfortable, ' and sheleft the room. In a few minutes, she opened her bedroom door and came out carrying a bigbirthday cake. Following her were my wife and all my kids. And there I sat withnothing on but my socks.
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Kids Puns
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a rooster says, 'Cock'll-doodl-doooo', while a blonde says, 'Any-cock'll-doooo. '
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