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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Situation Joke
Three college roommates -- two females and a male -- beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it was to do the dishes. 'All right, ' one of the girls said, 'the first one to speak has todo them. 'The trio retired to the living room to watch TV. When theirneighbor, a school football star, came by, the three remainedsilent. The visitor shrugged and led one of the girls into herbedroom. Forty-five minutes later, the young man emerged andapproached the second girl. Through sign language, theyagreed to adjourn to her bedroom. When he came out, he began to fix himself a cup of tea butburned his fingers on the stove. 'Hey, where's some petroleum jelly?' he hollered from thekitchen. 'Oh, hell!' the male roommate said, jumping up. 'I'll do thedishes. '
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Sport Joke
What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !
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Law and Lawyer Joke
How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.
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Various animal Joke
How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !
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Lawyer Joke
You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background, sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. 'If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment, ' replied the witness.
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Aviation Joke
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica. ' The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats 'I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica. ' The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot. The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head st ewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, 'I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica. '
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Bird Joke
What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!
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