|
|
|
The
Best Humor Sites on the Internet |
|
Christmas Jokes
Funny Jokes Online
MOCKERY
Ghost Pictures
Ghost Stories
Hilarious Horoscopes
Bizarre Webcam
notMENSA
society for the stupid
Cheap posters
Raunchiest Riddles
Worst Jobs in the World
Love Poems
Inspirational Poems
Funny Poems
Famous Poems
Free Diet Plans
Top Paying
Keywords
Keyword Suggestions
Everything you want to know about everything!
Weird eBay
mesothelioma types
Top 100 Baby Names
flowers online
Poker Articles
Free View Webcams
Work from Home
World History
Baby Name Chooser
Text Links
Online Advertising
Flowers
Top searches
Weird Website
Children's Books
Scottish Jokes
Robert Burns Poems
Midge Jokes
Fathers Jokes
Funny Jokes
Love Quotes
Famous Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Funny Quotes
Movie Quotes
Friendship Quotes
Get Found
anime girls
5QS |
|
|
No animals were eaten, killed, maimed, wounded, slightly
injured, experimented on, tortured, eaten, sacrificed, frightened,
bullied, teased, humiliated, tickled, upset, ravished, tantalized,
pulled out of a hat, dishonoured or criticised during the making of this
website. Some jokes however were severely tortured in an effort to make
them funny. |
| |
|
|
Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
. . everything!!!
Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
50,000 poems, 40,000 riddles, 20,000 pictures, 10,000 funny articles
and 2 combine harvesters.
So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
as soon as possible!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
|
|
|
Archive of clean holiday jokes and other funny jokes |
|
Funny Kids Joke
What do mice do when they're at home?Mousework!
= = = = = = = = = =
Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !
= = = = = = = = = =
Just for Laughs Joke
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, '21. . . 21. . . . 21. . . . ' when a blonde jumped on. A train came and the brunette jumped off. . . the train hit the blonde. The Brunette then got back onto the tracks and started saying, '22. . . . . 22. . . . . . 22. . . . . '
= = = = = = = = = =
Lawyer Joke
After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Carribean resort. While relaxing on the beach, he was surprised to see a former high school classmate who he hadn't seen since they graduated. His old friend had been something of a 'burnout' in high school, and this was the last place Joe expected to see him. Joe approached the man, and seized his hand. 'Pete, it's Joe. From high school. It's sure been a long time. You look great! You must really be doing okay for yourself. ''I am, ' whispered Pete. 'I am a partner with a very successful law firm. But don't tell mother. She got the idea that I was a drug dealer back when I was in high school, and she would be terribly disappointed if she figured out how I really make my money. '
= = = = = = = = = =
Bible Joke
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green. The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap. But, just before it falls into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over the green where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one. Jesus then turns to the old man and says, 'Dad, if you don't stop fooling around, we won't bring you next time. '
= = = = = = = = = =
Kids School Joke
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
= = = = = = = = = =
Fun Joke
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. 'Why don't you do that?' said the wife. 'Honey, ' replied her husband, 'I don't even know that woman!
= = = = = = = = = =
Waiter Joke
Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Note : Many of our jokes have been
submitted by guests - if you find any that are offensive please let
us know and they will be removed immediately. |
|
| |
|
