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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of clean family jokes and other funny jokes |
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Worlds Best Joke
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with a bad breath.
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Weather Joke
The U. S. has only three hurricane warning centers - Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month. Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!
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Computer Joke
Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.
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Car and train Joke
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. 'They shouldn't put up such misleading notices, ' said the man. 'It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE. '
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Love and Marriage Joke
Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to propose. Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her husband and whispered, 'Whistle and let that young couple know that someone can hear them. ' Murphy said, 'Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me. '
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Dog Joke - 2
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
A bud hound !
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Fishing Joke
If you're fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!
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Cow Joke
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
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