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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
50,000 poems, 40,000 riddles, 20,000 pictures, 10,000 funny articles
and 2 combine harvesters.
So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of clean corny jokes and other funny jokes |
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Bumper Stickers - 5
Its always too early to quit.
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Naughty Joke
Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1
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Stupid Blonde Joke
Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
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School Joke
Teacher : What are you reading ? Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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Mom and Dad Joke
Things Mom Would Never Say'How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?' 'Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too' 'Just leave all the lights on . . . it makes the house look more cheery' 'Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week' 'Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day' 'Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me. ' 'The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here. ' 'I don't have a tissue with me . . . just use your sleeve' 'Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve'
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Humor Joke
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand. 'Listen, ' said the CEO, 'this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?''Certainly, ' said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. 'Excellent, excellent!' said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. 'I just need one copy. '
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Bumper Stickers - 2
When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean.
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