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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of clean birthday jokes and other funny jokes |
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Blonde Joke - 2
A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. 'Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?'The blonde turns around and says, 'Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!'
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Bumper Stickers - 2
Ask me about micro waving cats for fun and profit.
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws. ) A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn't defective. A: '250
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Ethnic Humor
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath. 'What's underneath your kilt?', she asked him. 'Why don't you take a look', he replied. Curiosity overcomming her, she lifted the kilt. then let it go, 'Oh, it's gruesome!' 'Well, why don't you take another look, it just grew-some more. '
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Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
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Rabbit Joke
What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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Fun Funny Joke
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub withbrightly colored machine tools.
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Fishing Joke
Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.
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