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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Warped Humor Joke
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
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Irish Joke
O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession to repent. 'Father, it's 15 years since my last confession, and I've been stealing wood from the lumber yard all those years, ' he told the priest. 'I understand my son, ' says the priest. 'Can you make a Novena?' O'Toole said, 'Father, if you have the plans, I've got the lumber. '
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Apple Joke
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
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Monster Joke
How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q. How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
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Snake Joke
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.
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Rabbit Joke
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!
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Comedy Joke
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, 'I forgot my teeth. ' The man said, 'No problem. ' With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. 'Try these, ' he said. The speaker tried them. 'Too loose, ' he said. The man then said, 'I have another pair. . . try these. ' The speaker tried them and responded, 'Too tight. ' The man was not taken back at all. He then said, 'I have one more pair of false teeth. . . try them. 'The speaker said, 'They fit perfectly. ' With that he ate his meal and gave his address. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him. 'I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist. 'The man replied, 'I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker. '
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