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Burger Joke
What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!
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Bumper Stickers - 7
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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School Joke for Kids
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Company merge to become -Hale Mary Fuller Grace. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become -Polly-Warner-Cracker. 3M and Goodyear merge to become -MMMGood. John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become -Deere Abi. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become -Zip Audi Do Da. Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become -Honey I'm Home. Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become -Mine All Mine. Federal Express and UPS merge to become -FED UP. Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become - Fairwell Honeychild. 3M, J. C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become-3 Penney Opera. Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and become- Knott NOW!
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Insect Joke
What's a bees favourite novel ? The Great Gats-bee !
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Dieting Joke
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. 'What's the matter with me?' he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, 'You're not eating properly. '
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52
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Burger Joke
Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!
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School Joke
Teacher : Billy, please don't whistle while studying. Billy : Oh, but I'm not studying - just whistling !
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