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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Men Joke
Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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Funny College Joke
Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. 'Do you consider a 1441. Q. high?' 'Yes!' 'For the whole basketball team?'
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Weird Women Joke
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need to be cleaned!
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Romance Joke
Attorney to witness: 'What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?'Witness: 'Where am I Cathy?'Attorney: 'And why did that upset you?'Witness: 'Because my name is Susan. '
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Women Joke
What do you calll a woman that people sit on ? Cher !
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Old People Joke
One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashing lights. She thought to herself, 'Uh-oh, what have I done now? I'm not speeding. I'm not drinking. I have my seat belt on! I have kept up my license dues and everything!' So, she pulled over and the police car pulled over to the side right behind her car. She drove her car slowly to a stop, slowly rolled down the window, and prepared for a ticket when she knew she didn't deserve it. A policeman walked up to her window, and spoke to her. The lady pointed to her ear and shook her head, meaning she was deaf. The policeman smiled slightly, and knowing sign language, signed back, 'I know. I'm here to tell you that your horn is stuck. '
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Simple Joke
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, 'I remember when your mom and I got married. I took off my pants, gave them to her, and told her to put them on. ' 'I can't wear these, ' she said. 'Darn right, ' he said, 'I wear the pants in this family, and you'd better remember that. ' 'I think I'll try that on Jill, ' Jack said. He went to Jill, took off his pants, and gave them to her. 'Put these on, ' he said. Jill replied, 'I can't wear these. ' 'Darn right. I wear the pants in this family and you'd better remember that, ' he said. Then Jill took off her pants, gave them to him, and told him to put them on. 'I can't get in to these, ' he said. 'Darn right, ' Jill said. 'And if you don't change your attitude you never will!'
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