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Dog Joke - 2
What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog.
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Bumper Stickers - 5
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
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Pig Joke
What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !
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Bird Joke
What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
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At Work Joke
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- one of which would get the job. The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstateNew York. A nice young man, but a bit timid. Then he called for the second man, 'Jim Johnson!' Up stepped aburley young man who seemed quite sure of himself. 'He looks like he cantake care of any situation, ' thought the manager, and decided, there and then, to hire him. He turned to the firstapplicant and told him he could go and they would let him know. Turning to Johnson, he said, 'Now Jim, I like the way you carryyourself -- that's an important asset for the job as cashier. However, you must be precise. I noticed you did not fill out theplace on the application where we asked your formal education. 'Jim looked a little confused so the manager said, 'Where did you get your financial education?''Oh, ' replied Jim -- 'Yale. ''That's very good . . . excellent. You're hired!''Now that you're working for us, what do you prefer to be called?'Jim answered 'I don't care. . . Yim. . . or Mr. Yonson. '
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Bible Joke
And Jesus said unto his disciples, 'Whom do men say that I am?'And His disciples answered unto Him, 'Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch. 'And Jesus said, 'What?'
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Car and train Joke
Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
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Dirty Joke
An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman holds the old mans dick. Then suddenly the old man ends the affair because of another woman. The old woman's distraught and yells, 'WHAt's THIS OTHER WOMAN GOT THAT I HAVEN'T!' The old man smiles and says, 'Parkinson's disease'
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