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Friendship Joke
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober. . . .
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Mad Joke
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
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Marriage Joke
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, 'Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died. ' 'Well, ' replied the man, 'she must have had a lot of friends. ' 'Nope, ' said the farmer, 'we all just want to buy his mule. '
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Dentist Joke
Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
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Various animal Joke
What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !
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Bible Joke
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river. ' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river. ' And then finally, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river. ' He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, 'For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: 'Shall We Gather at the River. '
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Comedy Joke
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow. ' The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: 'Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing. ' The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?' the old man replied, 'yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!'
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Bible Joke
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to evacuate because the river was rising. One door they came to, the man said 'GOD will save me'. The river continued to rise and he was forced to move everthing to the second floor of his house. A man in a boat came by and offered to save him. Again he said 'GOD will save me'. Pretty soon the second story was flooded and he was forced to get on the roof of his house. A helicopter came by and tried to save him and yet again he said 'GOD will save me'. It wasn't long before the house was completely covered and the man died and went to heaven. He confronted God with 'Why didn't you save me, GOD?' And God said ' I sent you the police, a boat and a helicopter. Why did you stay in the house?'
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