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Bible Joke
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury claim. It came from a Houston, Texas insurance agent. Attorney: 'At the scene of the accident, did you tell the constable you had never felt better in your life?'Farmer: 'That's right. 'Attorney: 'Well, then, how is it that you are now claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit your wagon?'Farmer: 'When the constable arrived, he went over to my horse, who had a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, mydog, who was all banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I just thought under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of wordsto say I've never felt better in my life.
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Spoof Joke
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel each other out. 3. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount. 4. Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes any chocolate used for energy, Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten whole), and Haagen-Dazs ice cream. 5. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel. This includes (but is not limited to) Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears. 6. Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage causes calorie leakage. 7. If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count. 8. If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get walked off. 9. Food eaten at Christmas parties has 0 calories, courtesy of Santa. 10. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
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Dog Joke - 2
Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.
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Blonde Joke - 2
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a whiney bitch with a yeast infection
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Marriage Joke
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two weeks touring France, they return to the airport for the trip back to America. While waiting for the plane, the wife turns to her husband and says, 'This was the most wonderful gift I could have asked for on our 25th anniversary. I can't wait to hear what you have in mind for our 50th anniversary!' Her husband leaned over, kissed her on the cheek, and said, 'I'm going to come back and get you'
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Pig Joke
What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines.
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Old People Joke
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say to defend herself. 'Well, Your Honor, ' she replied coolly. 'I figured that at '92
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Vampire Joke
What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.
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