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Strange Humor
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. 'What can I get you?' the bartender inquires. 'I want 6 shots of Jagermeister, ' responded the young man. '6 shots! Are you celebrating something?''Yeah, my first blow job. ''Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house. ''No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will. '
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Book title Joke
Droopy Drawers by Lucy Lastic
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Kids Joke
PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The Father replied, 'Well, son, they're making a puppy. ' The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position. Confused, the boy asked what were they doing. The Dad responded very slowly and caringly to his impressionanle little boy, 'Well, son, we are making you a little brother. 'The little boy replied , 'Please turn Mom over, Dad, I'd rather have a puppy!'
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Dog Joke - 2
What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !
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Dumb People Joke
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man. . . 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle?4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?10. Oh no. . . a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point)12. Can I be honest with you?13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me?17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right?20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?23. Are you cold?24. If you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion?26. What is that?27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump?29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird'.
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Hunting Joke
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, 'when did you bag him?' The host said, 'that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife. ' 'What's he stuffed with, ' asked the visiting hunter. 'My wife. '
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Gorilla Joke
What did the Gorilla call his first wife? His prime-mate!
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What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious . . .
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