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Funny Kids Joke
What's the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
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School Joke
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !
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Bar Joke - 1
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, 'If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give you free beer forever. ' So the first man says, 'Easy. I can do that. ' But he walks out after five minutes and says, 'It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there. ' So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than 10 minutes. Finally the third man goes in and comes out a day later. The others ask him how he did it. He said, 'Easy. I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!'
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ? Curry ! Curry who ? Curry me back home will you !
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. I have a friend who flew Lear Jets for the U. S. Air Force. He would occasionally be assigned to an air show where one of his tasks was answering questions about his plane. Someone would always point to the fuel tank and ask if it was a missile. His standard answer was, 'I can neither confirm or deny the presence of nuclear weapons on this aircraft. '
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.
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Joke for Speeches
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers on them. The people that use them dont know which side to spit on!
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Yo Mama Joke
Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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