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Bumper Stickers - 4
I can go from zero to bitch in 2. 2 seconds.
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Farming Joke
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, 'That's once. 'A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, 'That's twice. 'After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand new bride yelled, telling him, 'That was an awful thing to do. 'The farmer said, 'That's once. '
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Aviation Joke
How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
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E-mail Joke
Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.
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Spoof Joke
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called - Poupon Pants. (my warped sense of humor loves this one!:)Knott's Berry Farms and National Organization of Women:New company will be called - Knott NOW!!!
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Elephant Joke
What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !
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Zoo Joke
Zoo Keeper: 'I've lost one of my elephants'
Other Zoo Keeper:'Why don't you put an advert in the paper?'
Zoo Keeper:'Don't be silly, he can't read!'
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Doctor Joke
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they dont stock them. The man insists that he bought his last one from this store. The assistant passes man on to the pharmacist, who explains that store has never stocked such an item. The man explains he bought his last one from this store only weeks ago and has done for several years. The pharmacist asks man to bring in his last purchase and he will try to match the product. The following day, the man returns to the pharmacy and shows the deodorant to the pharmacist. The pharmacist asks why the customer thinks this is an anal deodorant, when it is obviously of the underarm stick variety. The customer explains that instructions on reverse state, 'Push up bottom to use. '
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