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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Cop Joke
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at 2 A. M. ?' said the officer. 'I'm going to a lecture. ' the man said. 'And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?' the cop asked. 'My wife. ' said the man.
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Mental health Joke
Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear. Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ? I can't understand it either, because I planted cabbage !
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Marriage Joke
Get this. said the bloke to his mates, 'Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house. 'Did he get anything. ' his mates asked. 'yeah, a broken jaw and six teeth knocked out. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk. '
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School Joke for Kids
There's this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which is California, and he want's to live in the largest state of America which is Alaska. So he goes there for a few weeks and decides he wants to become a fully-fledged Alskan, so he goes in this pub to ask a bar man what he has to do to become a fully fledged Alaskan. The barnabs say's 'First you drink this liter of whisky, then you've got to kill a bear, and find a woman and rape her. 'The guy gets confused, so he asked the barman to repeat it. He comes back a week later beaten to shit. 'What happened to you?' said the barman. 'I'm nearly a fully fledged alaskan, all I gotta do now is kill a woman'!
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Irish Joke
Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of earth were taken to a depth of 50m and during the core examinations, small pieces of copper were discovered. After running many arduous tests on these samples, the German government announced that the ancient Germans '25
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Computers Joke
If Wang made toasters. . . Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in a toaster so millions of dollars would be spentin development and the toaster would be several years late. Just after release Wang would buy another company whosetoaster ran on NT but would find that they got more ordersfor the original.
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Romance Joke
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it.
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Family Comedy Joke
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He put it in double, And instead of coming, he went!
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