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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Ethnic Joke - 2
What is New Jersey's state bird? The common House Fly.
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Government Humor
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? 'Depends. '
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Car and train Joke
One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, 'I did that by accident. ' She replied, 'I know that, daddy. ' He replied, 'How'd you know?' The girl said, 'Because you didn't say 'ASSHOLE!' afterwards!'
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Village Idiot Joke
Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it. 'What're you doin'?' asked his girlfriend. 'How come your shirt is soakin' wet?' 'Well, ' said Bradley, 'it said on the label: WASH AND WEAR. '
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Faster than a speeding ticket.
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Marriage Joke
The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting. It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or even hate marriage. The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.
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Joke for Halloween
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree, that provided them their food. Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree, to see if he could see a rescue boat coming. One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, 'Wow! I can't believe my eyes! I don't believe this is true!' The lawyer on the ground was skeptical and said, 'I think you're hallucinating and you should come down right now. 'So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and told his friend that he had just seen a naked blonde woman floating face up headed toward their island. The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely lost his mind. But, within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a naked blonde woman, face up, totally unconscious. The two lawyers went over to her and one said to the other, 'You know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman. It's been a long time. . . do you think we should. . . . you know. . . . . screw her?'The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and asked. . . 'Out of what?'
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Burger Joke
Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
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