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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of cheap silly string and other funny jokes |
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Stupid Men
What's the difference between a man and childbirth?
One is an excruciating, painful, unbearable experience; the other is just having a baby.
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Father Joke
There were three guys at a bar.
One was a college student, one was a buisness man and the other was a biker.
The student tells the two other men that it was his aniversary and he got his wife a pearl necklace and a trip to the Bahamas 'Shit if she doe
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Bed Joke
Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
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Simple Joke
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster: (whispering) No, he's busy. Sales person: Well then, can I please speak to your mother? Youngster: (in a whisper) She's busy too. Sales person: I see, how about your brother or sister? Can I speak to him? Youngster: (whispering) No. They're both busy too. Sales person: (losing patience) Is there anybody else there I could talk to??? Youngster: (in a whisper) Yeah, the police are here. . . but they are busy too. . . . Sales person: ( by now quite exasperated) What are all these people doing that keeps them so busy?!!! Youngster: (still whispering) Looking for me.
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Bumper Stickers - 2
Boy bands. The spawn of Satan.
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Irish Joke
Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. 'What's wrong, Seamus?' Paddy asked. 'Well didn't ya know, Paddy, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles back?' said Seamus. 'Ah, praise the Almighty!' Paddy replied with relief. 'I thought I'd gone deaf!'
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Mad Joke
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She was asked to step aside by a man who announced, 'Step back please! I've had a course in first aid and I'm trained in CPR. 'The woman watched his procedures for a few moments, then tapped him on the shoulder. 'When you get to the part about calling a doctor, ' she said, 'I'm already here!'
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Kids School Joke
What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!
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