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Instrument Joke
Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his party, he'll ask his guests what their I. Q. is--hopefully this will strike up an appropriate conversation from there. The day of Bob's party rolls around, and when the first guest knocks on the door, Bob asks the person what her I. Q. is. ''200
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Bed Joke
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!
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Cannibal Joke
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Funny Kids Joke
Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?A: A shaggy dogs tale!Q: Why do dogs run in circles?A: Because its hard to run in squares!Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?A: Terrier-fied!Q: What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a telephone?A: A golden receiver!Q: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?A: Dingo Starr!Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?A: The collie wobbles!Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog?A: A dusky husky!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?A: A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!Q: When does a dog go 'moo'?A: When it is learning a new language!
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Best Joke Online
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife . . . 'Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our 10th child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?'The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye. She paused for moment and then confessed. 'Yes. Yes he did. 'The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks 'Who? Who was he? Who was the father?'Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. then, finally, she says. . . . . . . 'You. '
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Dumb Blonde Joke
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Bath Joke
Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.
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