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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Dirty Joke
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling. . . 'SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!'
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Love and Marriage Joke
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy their two week vacation/honeymoon. The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, 'Well, hi Jimmy, how ya been lover ? Long time no see. ' A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached their room. Once inside, the piqued bride demanded: 'And just who was THAT woman ?!?!?' The groom wiped his brow and said, 'Just relax honey. Please ! I'm going to have enuff trouble explaining you to her. '
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Vampire Joke
What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.
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Bar Joke - 1
Okay a man is in a bar and he's gettin really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender asks him, 'Do you wanna drink?'And the man replies, 'Nah, Man Im not drinking anymore. I was so drunk last night I was blowing Chunks all night!'And the bartender says, 'Thats okay it happens to everyone when they are drunk. 'Then the man says, 'No you dont understand my dog's name is Chunks. '
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Men Joke
How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.
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Women Joke
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.
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