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School Joke
What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!
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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
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Joke for Speeches
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem red roses. The blonde says to the redhead, 'isn't that your husband coming carrying all those roses?' The redhead says, yes it is. The blonde responds by saying, 'Oh you are so lucky'. The redhead says, 'No I'm not. All that means is that I have to spend the whole week-end flat on my back, with my legs in the air and spread apart. ' The blonde says, 'Oh my, don't you have a vase to put them in'?
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Bizarre Joke
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: 'What are you doing here today?'Woman: 'Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it. 'Man: 'Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25. 'The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center. Man: 'Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?'Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] 'Unh unh. '
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Fishing Joke
A guy rings his boss and says 'I can't come to work today The boss asks why and the guy says 'it's my eyes. ' 'What's wrong with your eyes?' asks the boss. 'I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead. . . '
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Top 100 Joke
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough. 'You're not supposed to talk out loud in church. ' 'Why? Who's going to stop me?' Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, 'See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers!'
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Situation Joke
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, 'I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there. ' That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, 'I've never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to gointo the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look. ' The next day, Mrs. Schmidlap asks the girl, the two of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her. Then the girl says, 'I've never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?'So Mrs. Schmidlap pulls off her clothes and shows her. That night, Mrs. Schmidlap says to her husband, 'I hope you're satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine. ' Her husband says, 'You think you were embarrassed. . . I had the four guys I play poker with in the closet with me. '
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