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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Friendship Joke
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog.
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Snake Joke
What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna
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Politics Humor
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. The chicken sounds good, I'll have that, ' Hillary says. The waiter nods. And the vegetable?' he asks. Oh, He'll have the fish, ' Hillary replies.
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Yo Mama Joke
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
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Golf Joke
A married man is having a horrible time on the course, he is playing some amazingly shocking golf.
Well and truely miffed off he makes his way home, knocking on his front door his wife answers, quick as a flash the man punches her square in the face. On the floor with blood pouring from her nose she is sobbing and asks him
'Why did you do that'
He Replies
'Well i've hit everything else fat today'
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Dead and dying Joke
My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !
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Bible Joke
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time. The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying 'Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?' Father Patrick told the farmer 'No, we can't have services for an animal in the church, but I'll tell you what, there's a new denomination down the road apiece, and no telling what they believe in, but maybe they'll do something for the animal. ' Muldoon said 'I'll go right now. By the way, do you think $'50
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School Joke
After teaching high school for nearly 20 years, I thought I'd heard every possible excuse for missing homework until one parent sent me this note: 'Please excuse Lori for not having her algebra homework. The cat had kittens on it last night. '
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