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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Military Joke
Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.
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Computer Joke
Customer: 'It says I've performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?'
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Clean Humor
Public service announcements around the world. USA: 'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your children are?' Italy: 'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your husband is?' France: 'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your wife is?' Poland: 'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what time it is?'
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Random Joke
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from Dayton, Ohio to Washington, DC. A vendor came down the corridor selling Pop Rocks, something neither had ever seen before. Cassie bought each one a bag. The first one eagerly tore open the bag and popped one into his mouth just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his brother and said: 'I wouldn't eat that if I were you. ' 'Why not?' replied the curious brother 'I took one bite and went blind for half a minute. '
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Dentist Joke
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist.
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Christmas Joke - 1
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it !
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Doctor and nurse Joke
The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks. 'And did he?' 'Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill. '
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Pig Joke
What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?
'Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra. '
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