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Witch Joke
Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.
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I Was Born Brilliant; Education Ruined Me
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Weird Women Joke
Age FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping
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Travel Humor
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
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Funny College Joke
Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their minds?Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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Mad Joke
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, 'Business trip or vacation?' She turned, smiled and said, 'Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomania Convention in Chicago'. He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your business role at this convention?' 'Lecturer, ' she responded. 'I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality. ' 'Really, ' he said, 'what myths are those?' 'Well, ' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern redneck. ' Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry, ' she said, 'I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name. ' 'Tonto, ' the man said, 'Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba. .
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
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Funny Famous Joke
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems she bent over and someone saw fiftypounds of crack. . . .
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