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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of cell phone text jokes and other funny jokes |
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Food Joke
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. 'Good heavens, ' he said, 'what is this?' 'Why, it's bean soup, ' she replied. 'I don't care what it has been, ' he sputtered. 'What is it now?'
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Birthday Joke
What did one candle say to the other? 'Don't birthdays burn you up?'
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Pig Joke
How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.
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Law Joke
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.
Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, 'Just what the hell are you doing?'
'Well,' said the guy, 'you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art!'
'That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!' the guy replied. 'I'm a lawyer. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?'
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Just for Laughs Joke
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?. . . Three in front and three in back. . .
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Fishing Joke
Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!
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Kids School Joke
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
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Weather Joke
During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where i was going and i told him i am going inside to cool down . He said that i better get back to work. I said i cant, he said how come. ? Because it is so hot out here that i have to go inside to change my mind.
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