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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie . . . six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae
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Very Silly Joke
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks 'whats in the box'. The man says 'I'll show ya' if you get me a beer. ' So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a little foot tall man and he pulls out a little piano. The little man starts playing the piano!Next the bar tender asks 'hey! thats prety cool, where did ya' get that?'The man says' I'll tell ya' if you get me another beer. ' So the bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and he says 'I got it from a geenie and a lamp'The bar tender says 'If ya' let me barrow that geenie and that lamp I'll give ya' another beer. 'The man says 'Oh, Okay!'The bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and the man gives the bar tender the lamp. The bar tender rubs the lamp and the geenie pops out!The geenie says 'Master, I grant you one wish, what is it?'The bar tender says 'I wish for a million bucks!!!' And all of a sudden a million ducks start flying into the room. 'What the heck is this!!! I wished for a million bucks not a million ducks!!!'And the man says 'Well did you think I wished for a 12 inched pianist!'
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School Joke
How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
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Computing Joke
The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep on shopping.
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Movie and TV Joke
Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: November.
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Dead and dying Joke
The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, 'Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?' 'Course not, ' replied the Sheriff. 'We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that it's up to you. '
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Christmas Joke - 2
Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
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Business Joke
The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, 'Can you float alone?''Obviously, ' the banker replied, 'but this is a heck of a time to talk business. '
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