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Celebrities Joke
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a delivery service.
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Cowboy Joke
Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger. The cowboy from Australia says, 'I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and may it cry like a baby. ' The Cowboy from Brazil shakes his head and says, 'I killed a 400 pound steer with my bare hands. ' The Cowboy from Texas just smiled and kept stirring the campfire with his leg.
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Funny Famous Joke
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no hands!
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Aviation Joke
I've never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. You will bring me down safely, won't you? 'All I can say ma'am, ' said the pilot, 'is that I've never left anyone up there yet!'
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
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Dumb Joke
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said 'I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be. ''Great!' said the first guy, 'I want to be an eagle soaring above beautiful scenery!''No problem, ' replied St. Peter, and POOF! The guy was gone. 'And what do you want to be, ' St. Peter asked the other guy. 'I'd like to be one cool stud!' was the reply. 'Easy, ' replied St. Peter, and the other guy was gone. After a few months, their mansions were finished, and St. Peter sent an angel to fetch them back. 'You'll find them easily, ' he says. . . 'One of them is soaring above the Grand Canyon, and the other one is on a snow tire somewhere in Detroit!'
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Dumb Blonde Joke
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
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Horse Joke
Jenny wasn't very smart, but she watched westerns all the time and she was sure that if she got the chance, she would be able to ride any horse! One day as she was walking along, she saw a horse, already saddled and bridled. She looked around to make sure no one saw her, then though 'If I just take a short ride, then bring the horse back, the owner won't notice'. So she climbed up on its back, and started her ride. At first things went well, then suddenly the horse bolted forward at a full gallop! She dropped the reins and held on to the horn for dear life! Then, as the horse continued to gallop madly, her right foot started to slip from the stirrup. She tried to keep from slipping, but the saddle was slick and the horse was jolting her around. She slipped farther, and farther, until her arm could no longer hold on. As her arm gave out, she slipped to the ground, and hit it with a thud. But, to her horror, she saw that her foot had gotten caught in the stirrup! She started screaming for help, hoping that someone would notice her being dragged by the runaway horse. Just as she was about to faint, she saw someone running toward her. He bent over and pulled the cord, and the mechanical Wal-Mart horse stopped moving.
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