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Various animal Joke
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he'd continue searching for a while. Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him. 'However did you find him?' asked Father Skunk. 'In-stinct, ' replied Out.
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Father Joke
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, 'Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 m
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Joke for Speeches
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.
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College Humor
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute. . . The feminist was arguing over the different pay scales that her women were receiving. . . Fem: Okay, why are women paid less than men for doing the same job that a man does. Neg: It says in the Bible that women are worth less than men. Fem: Where does it say that? I don't think so. Neg: Well, you do agree that woman was made from a rib, correct?Fem: Yeah, so? Neg: Well, there you have it. A rib is a cheaper cut of meat!
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Parent Joke
Dad, why do you write so slow? asked Dennis. 'I have to, ' replied his father. 'I'm a slow reader. '
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Clinton Joke
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
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Bird Joke
What's brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!
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Redneck Joke
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt.
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