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At Work Joke
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend, 'Last week was one of the worst weeks of my entire life. ''What happened?' asks Birnbaum. Goldstein moans, 'My wife and I went to Florida on vacation. It rained for seven days and seven nights, so my wife went out and spent thousands of dollars on the credit card. I came back to New York and found out that my brother-in-law accountant has been ripping me off for millions. And, to top it all off, when I came in to work on Monday morning, I found my son having sex with the garment model on my desk!''You think you had a bad week?' responds Birnbaum. 'My week was even worse! I went to Florida on vacation with my wife and it rained for seven days and seven nights, so my wife went out and spent thousands on the credit card. Then, when I got back to New York, I found out that my brother-in-law accountant has been ripping me off for millions. And, to top it all off, when I came in to work on Monday morning, I found my son having sex with the garment model on my desk!''How can you say that your week was worse than mine?' asks Goldstein. 'It was identical!''You shmuck!' replies Birnbaum. 'I manufacture men's garments. . . '
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Sport Joke
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. 'I was the James Bond type of player, ' he told his friends. 'I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition. ' 'Batted . '007
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Mom Joke
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!!', he squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my Porridge?!!,' he roars.
Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this?
It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the table, it was Momma Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-butts downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time . . .
'I HAVEN'T MADE THE PORRIDGE YET !!'
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Car and train Joke
What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !
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Dog Joke - 2
What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.
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Joke for Kids
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland?The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies
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Dirty Joke
Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small? A: Is it in.
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