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Military Joke
In the 1970's, before women were allowed to sign up for combat duty, a man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able to join the army. 'But, wait a minute, ' said one listener, 'She'll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too. Won't she?' 'Sure, ' replied the man. 'Well, won't they find out?' asked his friend. The man shrugged and replied, 'But who will tell?'
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Bible Joke
A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off. The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to make an example of him. He says to his congregation, 'All those wishing to have a place in heaven, please stand. ' The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man. Then the preacher says even more loudly, 'And he who would like to find a place in hell please STAND UP!' The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only to find that he's the only one standing. Confused and embarrassed he says, 'I don't know what we're voting on here, Father, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing for it!'
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Humor Joke
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some day my prints would come!
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Money Joke
Why did your sister feed money to her cow ? Because she wanted to get rich milk.
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Foreigners Joke
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper'Black pepper, or white pepper?' asked the concierge. 'Toilette pepper!'
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.
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Animal World
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm. The Dr said 'which position do you use?''Doggy style, ' said dumb shit. 'why don't you go home and tonight try it missionary position and see ifthat works any better. ' said the Dr. 'We've tryed that' he said, 'but my dogs got such baaadddd breath!'
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