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Business Joke
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office. As she walks in unannounced, she finds his secretary sitting on his lap. Without hesitating, he begins to dictated a letter. . . 'And in conclusion gentlemen, budget cut or not, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.
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Travel Humor
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'The waiter replied, ' Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bulls testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'The American, though momentarily daunted, said, 'What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!'The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!'The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!'The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins. '
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Sporting Joke
As part of their 'ranch' holiday, a guy takes his wife hunting. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, 'If you shoot a deer, be sure you don't let anybody else say he's the one who shot it. Otherwise, he'll take the deer from you. The deer belongs to whoever shoots it. ' The guy goes to his own blind. Ten minutes later, he hears his wife shooting from her blind nearby. He rushes over and finds her pointing her rifle at a cowboy who's shouting, 'OK, lady, OK! You can have the deer! Just lemme get my saddle off it!'
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Car and train Joke
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, 'Guns don't kill people. I do. '
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Insect Joke
What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !
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Food Joke
What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup.
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Stupid Men
Why do men act like such morons?
Who says they're acting?
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