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Clinton Joke
Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.
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Military Joke
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being an all male combat force, they decided to request coeds from some of the surrounding colleges to attend. The Captain called Vassar and was assured by the Dean that arrangements could be made to send over a dozen of their most trustworthy students. The Captain hesitated, then said, 'Would it also be possible to send a dozen or so of the other kind?'
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Burger Joke
What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!
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Fishing Joke
The fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks 'Any luck?' 'Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday' he boasts. 'Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?' asks the stranger. 'Nope. ' 'Well, meet the new game warden. ' 'Oh, ' gulped the fisherman. 'Well, do you know who I am?' 'Nope'. 'Meet the biggest liar in the state. '
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Bar Joke - 2
A man goes to Frederick's of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit. 'This is $'200
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Satire Joke
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front of a mental health hospital. After unscrewing the four nuts of the flat tire, he noticed that a hospital patient is watching him from over a nearby embankment. He managed to step on the hubcap in which he had carefully placed the nuts. To his dismay, the nuts went flying into the grass on the side of the road. So he got on his hands and knees and started searching in vain for the nuts in the semi-darkness. A few minutes later he heard the mental patient chuckle, so he shouted at him irritably, 'What are you laughing at?'The other guy explained: 'Well, you have three other tires, each of which has four nuts. . . If you were to take one nut from each, you'll end up with four tires being held in place with three nuts per tire. This should be safe enough for you to drive to the next town over, where you can buy a new set of nuts. 'Embarrassed, the poor car driver couldn't help asking, 'How come you're so clever and you're in a mental hospital?'The patient replied, 'I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!'
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
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