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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Music Joke
Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
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Fun Joke
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring food/beer.
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Children are like farts: your own are just about tolerable but everyone else's are horrendous.
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Office Humor
How is a dog's tail like the center of a tree?It's furthest from the bark!
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College Humor
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown that surprised everyone. The pastor was a bit annoyed and asked her, 'Why are you dressed up in black?'The woman replied, 'Well, that's because I'm not a virgin. '
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History Joke
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !
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Miscellaneous Joke
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. 'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is, ' he said. 'I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back. ''You're on, old man, ' the braggart replied. 'Let's see what you got. 'The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, 'All right. Get in. '
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Naughty Joke
So one sperm says to the other 'When do we get to the ovaries?'The other replies 'Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!'
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