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Ghost Joke
Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.
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Easy to Remember Joke
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker braincells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Patterson, New Jersey:When 60-year-old Al Asbaty returned to his car after shopping, he was startled to find that thousands of bees were building a hive inside his Oldsmobile. Due to the sunny and warm weather, he had left the windows rolled down, allowing a queen bee to fly in, followed by about '20
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Biologist Joke
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, 'How was I born?' 'Well honey. . . ' said the slightly prudish mother, 'the stork brought you to us. ' 'Oh, ' said the boy, 'and how did you and daddy get born?' 'Oh, the stork brought us too. ' 'Well how were grandpa and grandma born?' the boy persisted. 'Well darling, the stork brought them too!' said the mother, by now starting to squirm a little. Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: 'This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations. '
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Joke of the Day
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.
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Elephant Joke
Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.
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Political Joke
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None, they only screw the poor
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash
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