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Blonde Joke - 2
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!
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Stupid Blonde Joke
Q: How can you tell a FAX has been sent from a blonde?
A: There's a stamp on it.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita books instead of telling these dumb knock knock jokes!
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie . . . comes with hockey stick and missing teeth
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Easter Joke
What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!
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Gender Joke
Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date. . . I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. I used to come here all the time with my ex. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
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Christmas Joke - 1
Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and not gin. 7. When the last guy to use the beard leaves bits of his lunch in it. 6. Even with the costume, people recognizing you from 'Crime Watch' 5. Parents who get all uptight when you offer their kids a swig from your hip flask 4. Enduring the taunts of your old buddies from Drama School 3. Those dorks in the Power Rangers costumes get all the babes 2. Kids who don't understand that Santa's been a little jittery since he got back from 'Nam1. Two words: lap rash
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
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