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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Priceless Joke
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first guy farts, 'WHOOOSSHHHHH. . . . 'No one brought attention to it. Then suddenly the second guy farts, 'WHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH. . . . . . . . 'Again, no one thought anything of it until the third guy let one, 'UUUUUUHHHHHHHH. . . 'The first two guys then looked at the third guy and simultaneously said, 'STRAIGHT. '
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Cat Joke
How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !
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Dirty Joke
Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
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Bumper Stickers - 4
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
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Totally Weird Joke
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she learned one of her items had no price. She thought she'd die of embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, 'Price check on lane thirteen. Tampax. Supersize. ' As if that wasn't bad enough, the person looking for the price misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for 'Thumbtacks. 'In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom, 'Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you pound in with a hammer?'
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Romance Joke
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, 'Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce. ''Because, ' the man says, 'I live in a two-story house. 'The Judge replies, 'What kind of a reason is that?What is the big deal about a two-story house?'The man answers, 'Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month. '
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Legal Humor
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney, feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofhundred-year old brandy. The defendant was fit to be tied. 'The judge'll kill me. Trying to bribe him! We're dead!''I don't think so, ' his attorney told him. 'I sent it in the other lawyer's name!'
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