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Cat Joke
Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work.
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Military Joke
At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: 'What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?' 'That object, naturally. ' 'What makes you think that?' ' 'Cause we can see the moon any clear night, and we can't see that object even at day time. '
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Pig Joke
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
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Blonde Joke - 1
. . . Q. ) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A. ) Because red means Stop.
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Burger Joke
Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!
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Irish Joke
Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month waiting list. Q: What's long & green & has a low I. Q. ?A: A St. Patrick's Day ParadeQ: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy. Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they're always a little short. Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? A: He's Dublin over with laughter! Q: Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland? A: He couldn't afford plane fare. Q: What's Irish and stays out all night? A: Patty O'furniture! Q: How did the Irish Jig get started? A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
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School Joke for Kids
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday. '9. 30 okay?'George said, 'Fine, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me. 'The following Sunday George showed up right on time. Not only that he played left-handed and beat them. They agreed to meet the following Sunday at 9. 30. George again said, 'Okay, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me. 'The next Sunday there was George, punctual to the dot. This time he played right-handed and beat them again. 'Okay, for 9. 30 next Sunday?' one of the foursome asked. George said, 'Sure if Im ten minutes late'Another golfer jumped in. 'Wait a minute You always say you may be ten minutes late. But youre always right on time and you beat us whether you play right or left handed. 'George said, 'Well, thats true Im superstitious. If I wake up and my wife is sleeping on her right side, I play right-handed. If shes sleeping on her left side, I play left-handed. ''What if shes lying on her back?'George said, 'Thats when Im ten minutes late!'
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Computer Joke
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? Sorry, you're not my type.
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