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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of brixton comedy and other funny jokes |
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Dirty Joke
What's organic dental floss? Pubic hair!
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Joke for Halloween
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. 'Doc, I need something for my eyes. . . can't see well these days'. The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, 'What's the problem. . . didn't the glasses help you?''The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!'
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
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Ethnic Humor
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder. 'I am so obsessed with my mother. . . As soon as I go to sleep, I start dreaming, and everyone in my dream turns into my mother. I wake up insuch a state, all I can do is go downstairs and eat a piece of toast. ' The psychiatrist replies: 'What, just one piece of toast, for a big boy like you?' Sent by Yasha
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Joke for Halloween
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, 'Where did you get that necklace?' She replies, 'I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner. ' The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, 'Where did you get the bracelet?' She replies, 'I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner. ' The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, 'I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?' She replies, 'Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper. ' Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, 'HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub. ' He replies, 'I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet. '
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Waiter Joke
Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long.
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Marriage Joke
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, 'Mommy, why does the girl wear white?' His mom replies, 'The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life. ' The boy thinks about this, and then says, 'Well then, why is the boy wearing black?'
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Frog Joke
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: 'Baroke, baroke, baroke. '
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