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Book title Joke
Hit on the Head by I. C. Stars
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Dumb Men Joke
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped below the surface. After floating under blazing heat for 6 days they ran out of food and water. On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half dead from heat, thirst and starvation, they spotted a small object floating toward them in the water. As it drew near, they were ecstatic to find that it was an oil lamp (the kind the genies come in). They grabbed the lamp and rubbed it. 'POOF' out popped a tired oldgenie who said 'ok. . so you freed me from this stupid lamp, yadda, yadda, yadda. But hey, I've been doing this 3 wishes stuff for a long time now and quite frankly, I'm burned out. You guys get only ONE wish and then I'm OUTTA here. Make it a good one'. The first guy, without hesitation or thought blurted out, 'Give us all the beer we can drink for the rest of our lives!!!' 'Fine' said the genie, and he instantly turned the entire ocean into beer. 'Great move Einstein!' said the second guy, slapping the first guy in the head. 'NOW we're gonna have to piss in the BOAT!'
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Bumper Stickers - 7
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'? asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. 'Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much, ' answered the equally wasted gent. 'Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for years!'
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret.
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School Joke
Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.
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Computing Joke
They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
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Animal World
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
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