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A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt. The barman looks amazed as she orders another and again tips it down her skirt. Finally, the barman says: 'Why are you tipping your drinks down your skirt?''Well, ' the chick replies, 'I've just won the lottery and this is the only arsehole I'm shouting!'
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Mom Joke
* 'How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?'
* 'Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too'
* 'Just leave all the lights on . . . it makes the house look more cheery'
* 'Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week'
* 'Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day'
* 'Well, if Rahul's mamma says it's OK, that's good enough for me. '
* 'The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here. '
* 'I don't have a tissue with me . . . just use your sleeve'
* 'Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve'
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Yo momma Joke
Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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Dumb People Joke
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter that was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, during the party he announces: 'My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give 1 million dollars or my daughter to the man that can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!'As soon as he finished his last word there was the sound of a large splash! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all his might, the crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking. Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed. The millionaire was impressed, he said, 'My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain, which do you want my daughter or the 1 million dollars?'The guy says, 'Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!'
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Funny School Kids Joke
What's a toad's favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
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Law Enforcement Joke
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at 2 A. M. ?' said the officer. 'I'm going to a lecture. ' the man said. 'And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?' the cop asked. 'My wife. ' said the man.
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Time Joke
The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. 'This clock, ' he said, 'will go for 14 days without winding. ' 'Really?' replied his friend, 'And how long will it go if you do wind it ?'
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