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Love and Marriage Joke
'We'd like a room, please, ' the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. 'We were married this morning. ''Congratulations, ' the desk clerk said, 'how about the bridal?''No thanks, just a room. I'll hold her by the ears until she gets the hang of it. '
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Animal Joke
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country. One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, 'Mmmmmm, I smell sausage!' The momma mole poked her head outside of the hole and said, 'Mmmmm, I smell pancakes!' The baby mole tried to poke his head out of the hole but couldn't get passed the two bigger moles. Finally giving up, he said, 'The only thing I can smell is molasses. '
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Weather Joke
You never get anything right, ' complained the teacher. 'What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school ?' 'Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV. '
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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Dirty Joke
One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam. All of a sudden the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, 'My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran. '
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Funny College Joke
Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph. D. 'What does Ph. D. stand for?' 'in his case, Pin-headed Dope. '
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Rabbit Joke
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!
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Bar Joke - 2
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, 'I've never come this way before. 'Other nun says, 'Neither have I. It's probably the cobbles. '
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