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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Burger Joke
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
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Strange Humor
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer but the farmer cannot be found. So she drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. She then throws the other end of the rope to her friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking. A few days later the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, 'No, I think I can stand over the hole'. So he stretched his legs over the width of the hole and said, 'grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up'. So the chicken grabbed hold of the horse's 'thingy' and pulled herself to safety. The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks!
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Bizarre Joke
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green on the inside. . . . . and too many of them will give you the shits!
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Snake Joke
What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !
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Car and train Joke
Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
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Love and Marriage Joke
I overheard a friend telling his pal, 'I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning. ' 'What is she doing?', the pal asks. 'Waiting for me to get home. '
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Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No - but he's got a ruff idea.
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