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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of blow up doll jokes and other funny jokes |
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Elephant Joke
Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
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Dog Joke - 2
What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!
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Dead and dying Joke
Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Romance Joke
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for atelevision set in her purse. 'Do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No, ' she replied. 'But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so Ifigured this was the most evil thing I could do to him. '
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Music Joke
Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
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Cow Joke
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.
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Cop Joke
'When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least. ''You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old. '
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