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Bumper Stickers - 4
I must hurry, for there they go and i am their leader.
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Bar Joke - 1
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
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Stand Up Joke
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex: wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u. husband: we're married now, u can tell me anything. wife: i'm flat chested. husband: i don't believe u. . prove it. So she takes off her shirt. husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too. wife: we're married now u can tell me anything. husband: im 'weighed like a baby'. wife: i don't believe you, prove it. So he takes off his pants. wife: i thought u sayed u were weighed like a baby?! husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!
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Miscellaneous Joke
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts? Change.
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Military Joke
During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The technician there was friendly and mentioned that his mood improved every day because he was due to leave the service in two months. As he applied the tourniquet on my arm, he told me that taking the blood wouldn't hurt much. Then, noticing my Air Force T-shirt he asked me what my husband did. When I replied that he was a recruiter, the technician smiled slyly and said, 'This might hurt a little more than I thought. '
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Mental health Joke
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.
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Bumper Stickers - 2
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
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Computer Joke
Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.
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