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Archive of blackpool 10k fun run and other funny jokes |
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Dog Joke - 2
Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the 'paws' button on the VCR.
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Judi went to a 'Dude Ranch' on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western orEnglish saddle. Judi asked what the difference was. 'Well, one has a horn and the other doesn't. ''Just get the one without the horn. I don't thinkwe'll run into too much traffic out here. '
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Men Joke
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Father Joke
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
'I would do anything to pass this exam. ' She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. 'I mean. . . ' she w
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Funny Kids Joke
Why are Martians green?
Because they forgot to take their travel sickness tablets.
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Bumper Stickers - 1
Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!
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Science Joke
More gay banter. . . Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they starteddiscussing them. The first man said his son was doing so well, he now owneda factory, manufacturing furniture. Why, just the other day he gave hisbest friend a whole house full of brand new furniture. The second man said his son was doing just as well. He was a manager at a car sales firm. Why, just the other day he gave his best friend a Ferrari. The third man said his was doing well too. He was a manager at a bank. Why, just the other day he gave his best friend a the money to buy a house. The fourth man just shook his head. He said his son was gay and hadn't amounted to much. But he must be doing something right because, just the other day he was given a house, furniture and a Ferrari by his friends!
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Bumper Stickers - 7
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't
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