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Ethnic Joke - 2
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
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Lawyer Joke
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. 'Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them, ' instructed the lawyer. The witness hesitated. 'But they are unfit for any respectable person to hear, ' she protested. 'Then, ' said the attorney, 'just whisper them to the judge. '
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Math Joke
Two math students, a boy and his girlfriend, are going to a fair. They are in line to ride the ferris wheel when it shuts down.
The boy says: 'It's a sin for those people to keep us waiting like this!'
The girl replies: 'No - it's a cosin, silly!!!'
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Cannibal Joke
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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Baby Joke
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.
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Zodiac Joke
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs --- unless they're a legitimate business expense.
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Legal Humor
'You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background, ' sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. 'If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment, ' replied the witness.
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Business Joke
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor. 'Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night, ' complains the man. 'Have you tried counting sheep?' inquired the doctor. The accountant replied, 'That's the problem, Doc. I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it!'
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