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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of birthday jokes for men and other funny jokes |
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At Work Joke
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the backof his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way. 'And just where have you been until this hour?' demanded his wife, when the wayward husband finally arrived home. 'Down at the office, ' he replied, 'working like a dog. '
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Religious Joke
Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.
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Mad Joke
What does a nymphomaniac say after she's had sex? Do all you guys play for the same team?
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Internet Joke
What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency.
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School Joke
I failed every subject except for algebra. How did you keep from failing that? I didn't take algebra!
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Arfur ! Arfur who ? Arfur got !
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Vampire Joke
How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.
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Spiked Humor
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant in New York: 'Tip-ing is not a city in China. ' Here is a great sign I saw in the grocery store: 'Snickers, 5 for 1. 00$. (limit 4)' On a dock in Juneau, Alaska: 'Safety ladder, climb at own risk. ' Seen on an electrical appliance store in Spokane, WA 'Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!' Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in various places around my office building: 'Run like Anything!' Biggs Septic Tank Service (near Nashville Tennessee) 'Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends. ' Sign on the wall of the office of an ethnologist: 'Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care Billboard sign on a highway coming out of Austin, TX: 'Nobody reads billboards. . . . But you just did :)'
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